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fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

(Source: bb-forever, via dean-and-samwinchester)

lady-whovian:

consultingsuperhusbands:

rainbowland36:

Fan: ‘Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?’
Mark: ‘You know where it hurt? *points to heart* Here.’ 

OMG

#alwaysreblogsensitivesatan

what a cute satan

(Source: biteyourtongueheathen, via dean-and-samwinchester)

bronyman999:

zombiesatemygames:

Let’s go on an adventure.

this is beautiful

(Source: zombiesatemygames, via zanetheaiden)

paleslut:

paleslut:

that one day when you think your period is over so you dont wear a pad or a tampon

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THIS IS NOT THE POST I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR

(Source: yevkunremade, via youngvlcanoes)

spork:

I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade 

(via elliegalaxies)

siriused:

if you’re confused about what my blog’s really about, don’t worry

i’m confused too

(via txlover)

glitteratikittens:

inumaru12:

askcredus:

the-tenth:

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! DX

The laugh I just did probably was my evilest laugh yet.

This is the worst thing ive ever seen.

(Source: tsundereonion, via gerard-pierced-sykes)

penis-hilton:

me trying to get my life together

(Source: brian-ws, via queerest-tier)

when someone asks what its like to be young these days

whenincambridge:

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(via txlover)

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

(via youngvlcanoes)

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