Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.
Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.
Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.
Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.
Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.
Fan: ‘Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?’
Mark: ‘You know where it hurt? *points to heart* Here.’
what a cute satan
Let’s go on an adventure.
this is beautiful
that one day when you think your period is over so you dont wear a pad or a tampon
THIS IS NOT THE POST I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR
I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade
if you’re confused about what my blog’s really about, don’t worry
i’m confused too
The laugh I just did probably was my evilest laugh yet.
This is the worst thing ive ever seen.
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.